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A Ruby In The Ruff


Before the kid, my husband and I would constantly go to BYOB’s in the neighborhood for good food and a wonderful night out.  But those lovely, quaint BYOB’s aren’t exactly the kid friendliest places around, some of them don’t even have high chairs.  Enter the Ruby Buffet on Delaware Ave (I refuse to call it by any other name).

We try to go there at least one Friday a month.  It is very affordable and there is something available to keep everyone in our motley crew happy.  And like I said, it is kid friendly in every way imaginable.

Buffets are great for toddlers mostly due to the fact that you can immediately start shoving food at them and continue to do so the entire time.  Nothing entertains a two year old better than food. 

When my daughter is not thoroughly enthralled by the myriad of noodles dishes, veggies in every kind of sauce, deep fried goodies, fruit perfectly cut up for small fingers and desserts she dreams about nightly,  it still doesn’t matter.  With what seems like a high chair at every other table, my daughter’s meltdowns blend right in with the general noise level of the place. 

Mind you, this is no Chuck E. Cheese.  The Ruby Buffet has a warm and friendly atmosphere where you won’t walk away with a blaring headache.  Well, unless you are at our table and have helped us consume three bottles of wine.

Ah, the wine.  That is the best part about going to buffet because it is a BYOB.  So while the kids are at one end of the table doing all kinds of disgusting things to the jell-o, us adults are blissfully ignorant to their antics, lost in our own conversations as we crack open bottle after bottle of our own wine.  

Oh yeah, and they serve food there too.  I was going to get around to that eventually, trust me. 

I don’t really eat or like sushi, but our friends are crazy about it. They say the sushi is way above average for buffet style, especially for the price.  And I believe them because they devour it as if it were actually food. 

All the dishes are constantly being attended to keep them fresh and hot.  The staff is super friendly with unlimited amounts of patience (they actually smile and play with my daughter as they repeatedly clean up the mounts of debris that ends up around her high chair). 

So if you are looking for a great place to relax, unwind, drink your favorite wine and dine with variety, I highly recommend the Ruby Buffet.  However, if you cannot tolerate a dozen kids under the age of four, then consider yourself warned. 

Ditto for drunk adults.

Ruby Buffet, 1100 South Columbus Ave. (this is official stuff, so I have to put that other name).  215-468-8889

Here is the South Philly Review’s review, in case you don’t trust me.

4 Responses for "A Ruby In The Ruff"

  1. humorworkz

    August 21st, 2007 at 1:47 am

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    aaaaah, and if you have any room left after stuffing your face with succulent seafood, noodles, and pork don’t forget the divine pillows..the lightly fried sugar donut;)

  2. Good Example

    December 13th, 2007 at 8:30 pm

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    Downing wine (you said “bottle after bottle”) in front of your kids. Maybe they offer family discounts at AA meetings…

  3. Momish

    December 21st, 2007 at 1:46 pm

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    Dear Good Example,
    Did I mention that I also smoke and curse in front of them too?

    But seriously, alcoholism is a valid worry and I appreciate your concern for my children. So much so, that I will say a prayer for you children in the event that you have any. I pray they don’t end up as pompous judgmental assholes as a result of all your “good examples”.

  4. Poetreegal

    January 21st, 2008 at 1:44 pm

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    Thank you so much for the wonderful write up on Ruby Buffet. I have heard so much about it and thought I’d search to see if anything positive was said about it by someone who has actually been there. It’s always nice to hear of places that are “kid friendly” because my two boys ages 4 and 5 are very energetic and like going out to eat. It’s King’s birthday today and since the kids are out of school, we thought we’d give Ruby’s a try. Thanks again.


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